An old one but still worth a laugh.
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Meadow, Col.
December 14 Dearest John:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift! I couldn’t have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Meadow, Col.
December 15 Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine – Two Turtle Doves! I’m just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Meadow, Col.
December 16 Dearest John: Oh, aren’t you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don’t deserve such generosity – Three French Hens! They are just delightful, but I must insist, you’ve been too kind. Love, Agnes
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Meadow, Col.
December 17 Dearest John:
Today…
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Loved it! 🙂
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So did I despite the naughty words 🙂
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Oh, it needed the naughty words – and they were thoroughly asterixed 🙂
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I agree. I hate to ever upset anyone, but I couldn’t resist 🙂 the mental images that conjures up !
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I did enjoy this. Very funny and you can just imagine what it would really be like to receive all these ludicrous presents, can’t you?
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Val I don’t have the link to hand but you can listen to a version by Penelope Keith broadcast on the BBC some years ago. Try the MP3 version as I found the top links looped and did not play properly.
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Who doesn’t love naughty words? lol
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On occasion yes!
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